Unexpected Arrival Time

>Invite the boy on a date and drink tea while discussing feelings and great works of literature!

Thu, 24 May 2012 21:34:44 -0400

Sure, why not?

He cruelly rejects. Ah what a young heartbreaker.

Instead he invites you to continue the previous duel you were apparently having - you salmon-hearted coward!!

>How'd you lost your backpack anyways? Who would be so clumsy as to lost all their belongings like that?

Thu, 24 May 2012 21:28:11 -0400

Oh yeah, haha really. That would be silly.

You are not that clumsy! Your backpack was in fact

STOLEN.

Swept away by a group of masked villains right before you! Oh you still despair at it to this day.

>Think longingly about your backpack

Fri, 18 May 2012 12:45:00 -0400

It was such a nice loyal backpack, all brand new and ready for a long retreat into the wild away from civilization.

It held all your possessions, clothes, tools, books, food.

All gone now.

>Check pockets for left over salmon

Fri, 18 May 2012 12:34:50 -0400

Thats a good idea!

Maybe you can use it to pacify your attacker and then make friends with him-

Ugh! Nevermind.

All you have in your pockets is bread crumbs.

What a stupid idea anyways.

If you still had any salmon you would have used it to make your sandwich already! Unfortunately all your items you brought with you are in your backpack.

> Be the opponent

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 21:16:00 -0400

Your name is Corey and this random kid just suddenly started attacking you with a ridiculous wooden sword for no reason at all!

You are very frightened and not very good at dealing with insane people.

Or at least you think you aren’t, you’ve never really had much experience in the matter to be honest.

In any case you really wish he’d go away so you could continue making your peanut butter and salmon sandwhich in peace.

Except you ran out of salmon so it’s really just peanut butter.

>

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 21:12:32 -0400

Suddenly your opponent flees behind the stack of crate!

They must have been intimidated by your sword fighting prowess.

Photo

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:53:00 -0400

>Calmly talk your differences out with the intruder and come to a mutual understanding of peace

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 20:19:00 -0400

Haha, April Fools.

You’ll definitely come to a mutually understanding of peace.

WITH YOUR SWORD!

It sounded more badass in your head. In your defense you’re 11.

>Investigate!

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:54:20 -0400

You hop down from the ceiling into the room to investigate the mysterious shadow.

…Is that a knife?

>No, move on

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:41:00 -0500

Wise choice!

You move on to the next car and look into it. There are a few large boxes but otherwise nothing suspicious.

Wait-

what’s that?

>Check HERO BRAVERY meter

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 19:10:00 -0500

What HERO BRAVERY?

You have no idea what that is.

Request further explanation? Y/N

>The car in front of you

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 22:18:00 -0500

You use some more of your HERO BRAVERY to leap across the gap in between the cars.

There is no one inside this car, only a lot of a boxes marked with danger signs. The idea of risk tempts you to go inside and investigate what’s in them but you are already on a quest! And you know that you’d never get them open.

>Look for the person you saw

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 20:51:00 -0500

There’s actually no one up here!

They must have jumped into one of the cars.

Pick a car?

>Fling yourself from the train with wild abandon

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:18:00 -0500

That would be such a bad idea, just look at how fast this train is going!

You do however take the time to admire the graffiti on the outside of the train. One day you hope to be as fabulous an artist to be able to draw with half the talent of the individual who decorated your dad’s train.

You use some HERO BRAVERY to creep along the thin edge conveniently located on the side of the train to reach a ladder up to the roof.

Huh. Didn’t notice that door before. You guess it was hidden behind all the boxes.

>Investigate room until you find a way out

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 19:42:00 -0500

Fortunately the way out is easy to find and you just slide open the door to look outside.

>Pile things up until you can reach the window

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 21:50:00 -0500

That’s not going to work! The crates would be too heavy for you to move and you wont be able to reach it by climbing on top of the already stacked ones.

You’ll have to find another way out.

>Become alarmed by laughter and look up

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 21:38:00 -0500

There’s a window on the roof that’s been opened and you briefly catch a glimpse of someone watching you before it shuts. You’re really more embarrassed at having a witness to your shenanigans than alarmed. In fact you’re excited! A stowaway on your dad’s train? You will catch the offender and bring them to justice! (while completely ignoring your own crimes at the same time)

>Throw one crate at another and hope one of them breaks

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 16:46:00 -0500

These crates are a bit too heavy for a kid like you. You can barely move one.

>PISS ON YOUR DESK

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 16:19:00 -0500

Maybe you should take a look around you first.

Clearly there are no desks in sight to piss on. And you are sure even if there was a desk you would probably not ruin it like that anyways.

Right now you are in a TRAIN. Specifically a cargo train that your dad happens to be running. You do not know where you are going, and he does not know you are on it and would probably be very upset if you knew. But how else does he expect you to become a great adventurer if he doesn’t let you go on adventures?

>Break open crate with your sword

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 15:55:00 -0500

You’ve carried your last cargo you fiend!

You move in for the killing strike.

But the crate proves to be much stronger than your sword can match.

It barely even made a scratch. If you want to brake a crate open you’ll need something stronger to do it with.

You actually have no idea what even is in these things, having never been able to get one to yield to your daunting strength.